Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 402 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate betrayal of finding out that diamonds are not actually the rarest resource in the game – it’s actually dirt! Yes, dirt is the most valuable commodity on our server and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to get your hands on it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!
