come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.

we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.

our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.

join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Magic Items Found: 8485
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Farms Harvested: 528 Emeralds Found: 7991
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Farms Harvested: 112 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 162 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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