SangriaCraft: Where the sangria flows like water and the creepers fear for their lives! 18+ fun in 1.20.4!

1.20.4, CREEPERS, fear, flows, Fun, lives, Sangria, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, Water

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Potions Brewed:	49
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

New Minecraft Servers

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Recent Poll Changes

We have enabled auto crafters along with the new tuff and copper blocks for our members to use in their builds!

➼ Who We Are

Since 2011, we’ve been shaping servers with a keen focus on building a fun and engaging community. Our emphasis remains on creating a close-knit community, where players can revel in a worry-free, minimally restricted environment for the best Minecraft experience possible.

➼ Our Goal

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for all. We’ve implemented a whitelist system, allowing only players with good intentions to join our community and enjoy the tropical wonders of our server.

➼ Community Focus

We offer various community events and competitions, including bi-monthly themed events and collaborative projects to foster camaraderie and creativity among players. Engage in mega-builds, public services, and more with dedicated project channels on our Discord.

➼ Events

We organize bi-monthly festivities, such as themed treasure hunts and cooperative building challenges. Join the adventures to collect rare items, earn rewards, and explore the creativity within the community.

• The Diamond Treasure Expedition

Embark on an adventure to collect rare items and unlock sparkling rewards in diamonds. Join the hunt now to watch your wealth grow!

• The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza

Explore spawn and hunt for hidden eggs to earn diamonds as rewards. Don’t miss out on this egg-citing adventure!

➼ Transparency

We value transparency and community input. We openly share our financials and consider feedback for polled changes with high approval ratings for implementation.

➼ White list Application

Join our tropical sanctuary by filling out a whitelist application via our Discord. We selectively welcome new members who are a good fit for our community. Click HERE to join the Discord.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	6493
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Void Gems Collected:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchantments Applied:	65
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	6

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Towns Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	115

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Farms Harvested:	336	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!