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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9516 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!
