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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 777 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sand is as smooth as a baby’s bottom… or should we say sandy ass haha! Join us for a wild ride through the desert, where you can ride camels, build sandcastles, and maybe even find a treasure buried deep beneath the dunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of cactus wizards who can grant you magical powers if you can pass their prickly initiation test. Trust us, it’s worth the risk of getting a few needles in your butt.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the underground sandstone city, where the locals are rumored to be half-human, half-sandworm. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… as long as you bring them offerings of golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our sandy ass haha server today and experience the craziest desert adventures Minecraft has to offer!
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