Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
Crops Grown: 1596 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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