Welcome to Sanctuary Minecraft, Be respectful and do not grief other peoples builds, do not take anything that clearly is not yours, and remember to have fun!
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Galactic Minecraft SMP Fanboys Are mentally ill
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a twisted version of a blockbuster movie gone wrong. Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a server where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come charging at you, demanding to be fed only the finest golden carrots. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with chickens wearing tiny detective hats, solving crimes and mysteries in the depths of the earth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but enchanted fishing rods and exploding sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon who has taken up a new hobby of knitting cozy scarves for all the players.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP. Just remember, you might need some mental help after experiencing the sheer absurdity of it all.
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Snowy Land Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s whiter than a polar bear in a snowstorm? Look no further than our server, where even the creepers are wearing sunscreen! We’ve got more snow than the North Pole and more ice than Elsa’s castle. Join us for a chance to experience the whitest Minecraft world this side of the Arctic Circle. Just remember to pack your SPF 1000 sunscreen and your winter coat, because things are about to get frosty!
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B L E A C H – M i n e c r a f t S M P
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the zanpakuto spirits are as wild as our players! Join us for the chance to witness Mayuri’s zanpakuto spirit, who just so happens to be a giant masochistic baby. Yes, you heard that right – a giant baby who loves pain!Imagine the chaos that ensues when this baby starts throwing tantrums and demanding to be hurt. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge of keeping this baby happy while also trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?
Join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy zanpakuto spirits are waiting to be discovered in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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ID’s Minecraft Server Bonanza
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale.Imagine a world where griefers run amok, creating drama and chaos wherever they go. But fear not, for our server has the ultimate solution – ID’s! That’s right, with unique identifiers for each player, we can finally put an end to samefagging, falseflagging, and all-around retard behavior.
But that’s not all! We also offer a special board split for those who prefer a more peaceful experience. Join /vtg/ – vtuber generals for actual vtuber discussion without the drama. Plus, smaller generals can thrive in this slower-paced environment.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we need to defeat the griefers once and for all! Join now and let the hilarity ensue.
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The Brownie Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old brown people? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a rainbow of colors! We’ve got purple people, green people, even polka-dotted people! Join us for a truly unique and diverse gaming experience.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted access to the secret potato kingdom hidden deep within the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and bizarre characters you’ll encounter along the way!