Samurai Kino’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

action, Adventure, bushido, Cinema, classic, Epic, film, historical, holy trinity, Honor, iconic, Japanese culture, Kino, kinos, Legendary, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Samurai, samurai sword, tradition, warrior, warrior code

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on the holy trinity of samurai kino where you can battle it out with other players in epic samurai duels!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dojo where you can train with the ancient masters of Minecraft combat. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the dojo’s final boss, you will be granted the power to summon a dragon to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Sword of Kino, a weapon so powerful that it can one-shot any mob in the game. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the holy trinity of samurai kino and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your best sword skills and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both on this crazy server!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
New Chunks Explored:	181096	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	93
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2140	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Votes:	8625	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mines Excavated:	1219	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2453	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Emeralds Found:	6039	Runes Activated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Star Shards Collected:	121	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Animals Bred:	109
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	193
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?