Samlands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ores Mined:	6024
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9595

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magic Items Found:	4481
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	305	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Emeralds Found:	2496
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Towns Built:	9	Crops Grown:	3708
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Towns Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	4230
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Farms Harvested:	859	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Potions Brewed:	148	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mines Excavated:	2484
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	161	Divine Spears Created:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2752	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3