Samlands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8395
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6197	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mines Excavated:	3453
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Farms Harvested:	152	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	7235
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Votes:	632
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	136
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	753	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5579	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!