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But that’s not all! We are on a mission to replace all Federal employees with fresh graduates who have a strong Right Wing ideology. Who needs experienced civil servants when you can have Joe Blow from Iowa building your Minecraft empire?
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of salt mining. See you on the server, where insanity is just a block away!
November 19, 2024
Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Potions Brewed: | 125 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.