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Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Potions Brewed:	86	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	71

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	170	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	9392	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Emeralds Found:	1099	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	86
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3