SaltTyphoon & TreasuryHackers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7171	Star Shards Collected:	163
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Votes:	9936

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super lit, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the US Treasury sanctioned this chinese company cuz they were like, causing salt typhoons or something, and then there was this hacker who tried to mess with the treasury but got caught! like, how wild is that?

Join our server and be part of the madness, build your own salty typhoon or hack into the virtual treasury (just kidding, please don’t hack anything). But seriously, come join us for some epic adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality. Plus, we have free virtual snacks, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Animals Bred:	81	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3280
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Animals Bred:	167

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	612
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Towns Built:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7100	Farms Harvested:	856
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6396
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1250
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2301	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	5334
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mines Excavated:	4950	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	4217	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5673

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Votes:	4546	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	71	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ores Mined:	5903
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Items Found:	3129	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!