SalooN Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Emeralds Found:	4469
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	363	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4776
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9916
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	1684
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Star Shards Collected:	274
Crops Grown:	5068	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	4510	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Votes:	3462
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

Players:	105/300	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Animals Bred:	153
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7