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Decadent Bread Thieves 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alternative Rock, Bread, crime, Decadence, decadent, defiance, Desperation, Ethics, Hunger, injustice, Lyrics, morality, mouths, Music, POVERTY, Rebellion, society, song, stealing, Survival, theft, thieves

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8471
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like a sneaky little thief in Minecraft? Well, this server is perfect for you because we encourage stealing bread from the mouths of decadence!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Robin Hood and steal from the rich to give to yourself because who needs morals when you have diamonds, am I right?

Plus, who doesn’t love a little chaos and mischief in their Minecraft gameplay? So come on over and start looting like there’s no tomorrow!

TrashCraft – Skip Rehearsal, Build Blocks!

#bedridden, Auditorium, blocks, BUILD, cast, classmate, crew members, Disappointed, Drama Teacher, high school, high school student, last four months, missed rehearsal, painful periods, periods, Rehearsal, school play, sick, Skip, skipping school, stress, TrashCraft, vomiting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1285	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Buildings Constructed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where missing a rehearsal is a crime worse than stealing diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by virtual drama teachers who expect you to perform even when you’re bedridden and vomiting.

Our server is filled with intense drama and high stakes, just like a high school play. You’ll never know what outrageous response you’ll get when you tell your virtual drama teacher that you can’t make it to rehearsal because you’re feeling sick. Will they understand and offer sympathy? Or will they hit you with a “I hurt every day literally can’t walk and I’m here”? The suspense is killing us!

So come join our server and experience the chaos of high school drama, where missing a single rehearsal can lead to disappointment and guilt trips. Who needs diamonds when you can have virtual drama instead?

FicCharMstrMind Minecraft SMP

Antagonists, beloved characters, books, Classic Characters, FANTASY, FicCharMstrMind, fictional character, fictional heroes, fictional villains, greatest of all time, iconic characters, iconic figures, legendary characters, Literature, Minecraft, modern characters, movies, popular characters, Protagonists, smp, Superheroes, tv shows, Villains

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	140053	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Star Shards Collected:	258
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, totally the best server ever because we have the most lit community of gamers who are all obsessed with the greatest fictional character of all time – Steve from Minecraft! Like, he’s so iconic, he’s basically our server mascot and we all worship him like a god.

But wait, there’s more! We have the craziest events and challenges that will blow your mind. Like, one time we had a build battle where everyone had to recreate Steve’s face using only dirt blocks and it was the most intense competition ever. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where we hide diamonds all over the map and whoever finds them gets to wear a crown made out of golden carrots for a whole week.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of derpy pigs, then you HAVE to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies for all new members (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?!). So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have the time of our lives together in this crazy Minecraft world! Steve would want you to.

PixelatedHeartbreak

Challenges, Disappointment, disillusionment, fairy tales, false expectations, FANTASY, flaws, harsh truth, HEARTBREAK, idealization, imperfections, love, Perfection, PixelatedHeartbreak, Reality, reality check, relationships, ROMANTICIZING, Struggles, unattainable

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	2456	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of romanticizing things that end up sucking? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who will make you question reality itself.

Why should you join? Because our server has a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for a mere stack of dirt. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.

So say goodbye to romanticizing disappointment and hello to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way).

MineTrumpCuts: NoSurvival

Allies, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, fear, foreign weapons, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, MineTrumpCuts, national security, NoSurvival, Support, Survival, Trump cuts, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, uncertainty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1625
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we fight off creepers and zombies with foreign weapons cuz apparently we can’t survive without them according to ukrainian soldiers 😂😂 who knew minecraft was so intense?? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, and maybe even get a chance to meet a real life ukrainian soldier who will teach you how to survive in the wild minecraft world 🤣🤣 don’t miss out on the action, join now!

CASCRAFT server minecraft

CASCRAFT, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

The description of the server server Cascraft has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CasCraft.aternos.me:63092

DUSTY

+18, Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, creativity, Discord, dusty, Guidelines, laid back, Machine, Minecraft, no cheating, No pvp, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, with me

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Divine Spears Created:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net

Join our laid-back Minecraft community, established in 2019! We’re a group of friendly players who value creativity and camaraderie. We love to build and create together, whether it’s a cozy cabin or a sprawling city. We also enjoy tinkering with redstone, from simple contraptions to complex machines.

If you’re looking for a relaxed and welcoming community where you can share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded adults, we’d love to have you join us! Our community is geared towards players 18+, and we’re looking for people who are seeking a chill and social Minecraft experience.

LINKS:

Website: dustyhub.net

Map: map.dustyhub.net

Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Please take a look at the current page on the website, it has some info that you’d probably like to know before joining.

GUIDELINES:

no racist shit.
no leaving trees floating.
no pvp without consent
no cheat/hacking/griefing/stealing

Featured Plugins:

Skills (you feel more and more like your character is leveling up)
Portalis (an item that makes travel easier)
With-Me (keep some gear after death)
Paths give you a speed boost

Hope to see you there! :wave:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server for adults only?	Yes, the community caters to players 18 and older.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please refer to the guidelines section for the server rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	Some mods are allowed, but cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing is prohibited.
How can I stay updated on server events?	Join the Discord server for real-time updates and community engagement.

Cosmic Nexus Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Cosmic, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in blocky land. We got characters that are straight up outta an anime, like seriously, they’re more animated than my last date. Join us for the chaos and the fun, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got streams, archives, and Twitter drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s mine and craft our way to insanity together!

KickedOutCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, communication breakdown, discipline, emotional outburst, Family issues, forgiveness, friend’s house, house rules, household accidents, KickedOutCraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter conflict, Parent-child relationship, punishment, reconciliation, regret, reputation damage, Server, teenage drama, teenage mistakes, temporary expulsion, vomiting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time I got kicked out of my house for accidentally chipping a bowl (which could have totally been fixed with some superglue, by the way). Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re falling off a stool just trying to reach for some wheat biscuits!

Experience the thrill of being locked out of your virtual house and having to find shelter at a friend’s Minecraft mansion. And don’t worry, our server is so epic that even if your friend’s mom calls your virtual mom to come pick you up, you’ll still have a blast!

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about that time you got in trouble for a tiny chip in a bowl. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

WorkCraft: Ignoring the Wife

Apology, Attention, comfort, Communication, concentration, Empathy, Focus, hurt feelings, ignoring, Listening, misunderstanding, past incident, quality time, relationship, thoughtless comment, unexpected emotions, vacation, Wife, work, work mode, WorkCraft, working from home

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

Join our server for the chance to encounter mysterious flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground village run by mischievous villagers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this rare creature and strike it rich?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FlirtyCraft SMP

Attention, attraction, attractive people, confidence boost, DATING, daydream, dream scenario, FANTASY, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, hypothetical situation, relationships, romantic interest, Self Discovery, self esteem, smp, social dynamics, Social Interaction, surreal experience, unexpected attention, unexpected encounters, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but this Minecraft SMP is like a dream come true! Like, seriously, when you join, all the mobs are super friendly and start giving you diamonds and enchanted gear. And get this, every time you mine a block, it turns into a block of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! The PvP battles are insane, like you can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs from your hands. And the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with rainbow powers. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and chaos.

So, if you want to experience a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a talking chicken or a secret underground disco party. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain awesome. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

controversial, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global impact, Government, Great, immigration, influence, international community, international relations, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, Non-Americans, opinion, Politics, president, Social Issues, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, world affairs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Crops Grown:	1285
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	689	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	7872
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Players:	98/200	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3