Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Eternal Journey 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chapter 1614, comedic manga, comedy, Daily Life, ETERNAL, funny situations, Hatarakanai Futari, hilarious moments, humor, japanese manga, Journey, lazy coworkers, long-running series, Manga, manga series, office, office drama, office politics, procrastination, slice of life, unproductive employees, Workplace

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this lit Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging creepy cave spiders like a ninja on crack!

Forget boring old servers, on this one, you can build a fortress so epic that even Herobrine would be jealous and try to slide into your DMs.

And get this, there’s a secret underground village where villagers party harder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Plus, you can ride around on pigs wearing golden armor because why the heck not?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure crazier than a creeper on caffeine pills!

CraftyUnicorns

atypical habits, atypical rituals, CraftyUnicorns, distinctive rituals, distinctive routines, eccentric activities, idiosyncratic behaviors, individualistic hobbies, offbeat interests, peculiar customs, peculiar hobbies, quirky tendencies, rare activities, rare quirks, singular practices, uncommon behaviors, uncommon hobbies, unconventional pastimes, unique habits, unusual practices, unusual traditions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Do you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminals

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

MonkeyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, tycoon minions generators spawners money rich gameplay server multiplayer economy factions survival shop trading building PvP adventure exploration events community

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	213
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

MonkeyMC is focusing on tycoon themed gameplay, including minions, generators, dan also spawners to earn money! Hop in and be the richest player in the server!

play.monkeymc.id:25680

MineFected

alliances, ammunition, BETRAYAL, Detailed Map, dynamic playability, Economy, fortify, hostile environment, INFECTED, Loot, personalized loot system, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, Shelters, special challenges, Survival, The Walking Dead, Tools, weapons, zombies

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	7418	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Version 1.12.2 English / Spanish Language Minefected is a Minecraft server inspired by the exciting universe of The Walking Dead. Immerse yourself in a post-apocalyptic world to survive is the only objective. How does it work? Loot to survive: Explore abandoned cities, dark forests and desolate landscapes in search of weapons, ammunition, food and supplies. Every chest you find could be the key to staying alive. Fight against infected: Stay alert while infected hordes wander around the world, ready to attack you. Decide your strategy: fight, run or hide. Survive alone or as a team: form alliances with other players or face the dangers of apocalypse as a lone wolf. Trust is scarce and betrayal is always a possibility. Build and defend: Use your resources to fortify shelters or manufacture tools that give you advantage in this hostile environment. Main characteristics: Personalized loot system with unique weapons and objects. Dynamic playability both in PVE (Player Vs. Environment) and in PVP (Player Vs. Player). Immersive zombies mechanics with growing challenges. A detailed map inspired by post-apocalyptic issues. Regular updates, events and special challenges for players. Join now! You are already a fan of The Walking Dead or simply look for an exciting survival challenge, Minefected is the perfect server to test your skills. Can you survive in a world where each movement can be the last?

play.minefected.com

Echoing Visions 1.21.4

1.21.4, Communication, compassion, consideration, Conversation, dialogue, Echoing, Empathy, Expression, Hear me out, Hearing, hearing me out, hearing you out, Listening, Open-mindedness, patience, please, Respect, Support, Understanding, validation, VISIONS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own castle and defend it from evil mobs, but also make friends with other players and go on epic adventures together.

And get this, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is made of diamonds and the music is composed by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GymBuddies Minecraft Server

anxiety, autism spectrum, awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, Crush, DATING, friendship, gym, GymBuddies, instagram, Minecraft, overanalyzing, overthinking, Professional help, rejection, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, social cues, Therapy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama like our friend here? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that won’t leave you questioning if you’re the asshole.

Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends, build epic structures, and battle mobs together. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life worries at the door and focus on having a great time.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate like our friend who met Heather at the gym. Just imagine the possibilities – bonding over mining diamonds, exploring new biomes, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the pixelated sunset.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and a community of fellow gamers to support you? Join now and let the fun begin!

WeddingCraft: No BFFs Allowed

aita, Allowed, Best Friend, BFF’s, Bratty, Cheating, DEMOTE, ex boyfriend, guest, happiest day, immature, mean, MOH, Physical Relationship, romantic relationship, shock, sister, talking behind my back, ungrateful, uninvited, uninviting, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, romance, and friendship gone sour – just like in this crazy real-life story!

Imagine building your own virtual wedding venue, only to find out your best friend has been secretly dating your ex-boyfriend behind your back for years! Will you demote her from MOH like a boss, or will you let her ruin your big day with her drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Uninviting guests, talking behind backs, and ungrateful name-calling – all part of the fun on our server! Who needs enemies when you have friends like these, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelPlayground

amusement, Carefree, childish, childlike, comfort, Fun, Happy, Inner child, innocent, joyous, Laughter, lighthearted, nostalgic, PixelPlayground, playful, Relaxation, simple pleasures, stress relief, WHIMSICAL, Youthful

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of adulting all day and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can tell a good joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit.

So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be building castles out of candy and riding on the backs of giant chickens? Join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

DreamCraft Joyful Minds

animal studies, brain activity, brain recordings, brain regions, Cognitive science, cooperative activation, deep sleep, DreamCraft, early sleep, Joyful, learning periods, longer-lasting memories, memory consolidation, Mice, Minds.., neuroscience, non-REM sleep, perceptual memories, positive emotions, reinforce memories, rem sleep, scientific research, sleep patterns

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3740
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so like, you know when you play on this server, you gonna be like a mouse but with superpowers. your brain gonna be all like, “yo, let’s activate these three regions and make some epic memories, bro!” and then when you go to sleep, your brain gonna be like, “nah, we ain’t reactivating during REM sleep, we saving that for the deep sleep, yo.” and that’s how you gonna have the longest-lasting memories in Minecraft history, dude. join now and become a memory-making, sleep-enhancing, brain-boosting legend on our server!

DungeonCraft

dungeoncraft, Dungeons, Economy, Gems, grind, Loot, Powerful, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Trading, ultra rare, Upgrade, Void items

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Grind through exciting dungeons and farm loot! Gathering loot will power you up to progress to the next dungeon! Find ULTRA RARE Void item drops to aid you on your journey! Use gems to upgrade your items and make the ultra powerful! Super strong economy with trading that feels like it has weight! See you there!

dungeoncraft.co

Whispering Woods 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apparition, creepy, don’t look, DREAD, eerie, fear, Frightening, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, oh no wisps, Paranormal, Phobia, Specter, spine-chilling, spooky, Supernatural, unsettling, whispering, Wisps, Woods

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging evil wisps that will haunt your dreams and steal your diamonds!

You’ll be running for your virtual life as you navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

But don’t worry, because the rewards are totally worth it!

Plus, where else can you find a server that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a simulation?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Diamonds Everywhere!

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, anime voiceover, casting choice, character portrayal, character voice, diamonds, Disappointment, Dubbing, Japanese voice actress, missed opportunity, Miyuki Sawashiro, talent selection, voice acting, voice actress, voice actress talent, voice talent, voiceover, voiceover work, wasted talent

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, this server be lit like a creeper explosion! We got Miyuki Sawashiro on board, like whaaat?! Come join the fun and build with us, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crafting together!

BabyRage Minecraft Server

BabyRage, Boundaries, Communication, dark place, Empathy, Family issues, friendship, Guilt, health scare, healthy boundaries, Manipulation, masters program, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new job, parenthood, passive aggressive, Priorities, self-care, Server, Support, Tension, Therapy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	6760	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.

We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8825	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!