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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2278 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!