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Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	285	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchantments Applied:	214	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9884
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	433189	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	3632	Love Letters Sent:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8972	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Void Gems Collected:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	4670
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	73925	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

185.9.145.183:25758

RuinSpirit

Atmosphäre, bedrock, Creative World, Discord, Endeffekt, Farmwelt, gameplay, Interesse, java, Klone, minecraft server, Netzwerken, Oldschool, PvP, RuinSpirit, Semi Vanilla, Server, Servernetzwerken, Spielmodi, Survival, Treffen, Version, Video, Webseite, Welten

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	New Chunks Explored:	671160
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112
Dragon Eggs Found:	6205	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16