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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3890 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7243 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.