SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Communication, coworker drama, coworker relationships, EMBARRASSING, GUARANTEED, hangover, misunderstanding, non-alcoholic, party behavior, party dynamics, party etiquette, potluck, Punch, punch recipe, PunchCraft, social awkwardness, social event, work party, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6420
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

AlphaCraftMC

alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9906	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, ASAP, deorbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s vision, Future of space, innovation, international Space Station, Minecraft, NASA, orbital decay, Server, Space debris, space engineering, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, space science, space station, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7337	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crops Grown:	7062	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

COMEBACK, deutschland, elections, european politics, germany, Germany’s political history, Government, History, left, opposition, political landscape, political movement, political party, political shift, Politics, progressive, resurgence, resurgence of the Left, Revival, social democracy, socialism, ZombieCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, animal welfare, Empathy, Friends, knocked out, knocked-out mice, knockout, Lab, Lab mice, laboratory animals, Mice, mouse behavior, neuroscience, research, Revive, revive behavior, rodent behavior, scientific study, social behavior, Social Interaction, study

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

Crankshafted

Adventure, apply, Balanced, Community, Competition, Crankshafted, creativity, ELEMENTS, Environment, fair, Fun, gameplay, Map, Minecraft, Server, skill, smp, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Enchantments Applied:	105	Alien Abductions:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	8849	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Overview

Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server?	Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9725	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about building boring houses, here you can build epic castles like Lia and Nasa! And don’t even get me started on the characters like Iori and Uruka, they’re like the superheroes of this server!

Plus, we got Twitch archives for days, so you can watch all the epic battles and creations that have gone down. And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out the unofficial archives for some spicy behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! We got Pippa and Michiru bringing the party vibes, and even a terminated character for that extra edge of danger. And if you’re into skulls and dizzy spells, Dizzy Dokuro is the one for you!

Join now and be part of the madness with Jelly and Ember leading the way. It’s like a rollercoaster of fun, with twists and turns at every corner. So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

aita, bad guy, bandit, cat, dad, DEFEND, Dirt, heal, hospital bill, infection, Kid, medical bill, MediCraft, mom, not paying, Pay, Permission, pet, Scratch, Server, UNTREATED, vaccination

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

MommaDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Disrespect, ex boyfriend, family, Harassment, immature, Maturity, MommaDramaCraft, relationships, Religious, Revenge, Screenshot, social media, STALKING, text messages

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!

RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP

conservative beliefs, Conservatives, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government stance, ideological shift, international relations, national interests, party loyalty, party shift, Party Support, political alignment, political controversy, political views, reddit, RedstoneRepublicansMC, russia, smp, Ukraine

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams

RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

affluent, DATING, diamonds, dollars, Elite, Extravagant, extravagant living, high class, high society, Impressive.., Lavish, Lifestyle, luxury, materialistic, MONEY, opulence, privileged, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, Upscale, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	56998
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Star Shards Collected:	84	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

MacAttack Minecraft Server

allocation, Armed Forces, Budget, decision, Defense, Economy, Financial, France, gdp, Government, growth, INCREASE, international relations, Investment, MacAttack, Macron, military spending, Minecraft, national security, percentage, policy, Server, strategy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

CraftyPutin2020

ABC News, american history, cold war, CraftyPutin2020, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, foreign relations, global politics, History, international affairs, mistake, Politics, russia, Trump administration, united states, US, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020

No Hawaiian Shirt Minecraft

business attire, casual Fridays, company policies, company traditions, corporate rules, Corporations, dress code, dress guidelines, employee attire, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Hawaiian Shirt Fridays, Hawaiian shirts, Minecraft, office culture, office dress code, professional attire, Shirt, work environment, workplace culture, workplace norms

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing sunglasses. It’s like a party in a mine, dude. And get this, every Friday is “No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays” because we’re rebels like that. So if you wanna join a server where the only rule is to have a good time, then come on over and let’s get this block party started!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4