SailorsParadise | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9883	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	574541	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dimension Hops:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	132	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	169126	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8633
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	90/700	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6