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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	296	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	9137	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mines Excavated:	1774	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	814688	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimension Hops:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	9395	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Villages Defended:	15

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	51	New Chunks Explored:	520579
Ores Mined:	4573	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1385	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8151
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6