SageSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7195
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	8868	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	181	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9533	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	144
Players Killed by Monsters:	3772	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, AteMyFood, Boundaries, Bracelets, CHIPS, Communication, Conflict, family, Food, Frustration, HangrySis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, personal belongings, Respect, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, sister, snack, Toothpaste

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	3044
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	469

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

MarriedButCrafty

Abuse, aita, Backlash, Bisexual, comfort, coming out, Conflict, deadnaming, Gay, husband, low contact, MARRIED, MarriedButCrafty, mental health, misgendering, parents, small ceremony, trans man, TRANSITION, under wraps, wedding day

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Votes:	8839	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3