SafeSayDieElsewhere | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Toxic Network

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, custom challenges, Economy, exciting rewards, Factions, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, pillars of fortune, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Support, Survival, survival custom, Toxic Network, unique experience

Toxic Games is a Minecraft network that offers a unique experience with exciting modes like Skyblock, Survival Custom, and Pillars of Fortune. With support for Java and Bedrock players, Toxic Games guarantees fun for all types of adventurers, providing custom challenges and exciting rewards in every game. Join now and become part of our community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Farms Harvested:	435
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JamixQuark Minecraft server

Auctions, boat races, building, Character, Community, Development, Events, Exploring, Hockey, Interaction, Minecraft, Mining, Online Map, Passion, Plugins, role playing, Survival, UNIQUENESS, Vanilla

Welcome to the JamixQuark server – a unique place where you can enjoy vanilla Minecraft survival with the addition of some plugins for an exciting role-playing game! ?

On the JamixQuark server we strive to create a cozy and friendly community where every player can enjoy the atmosphere of survival and interaction with other players. We offer a classic survival experience where you start with nothing and gradually develop, build your home, mine resources, explore the world around you and interact with other players. ?

However, to add some variety and uniqueness to the game, we have implemented some plugins… These plugins provide various features and functions that will help you interact with players and the world of Minecraft. For example, we have a plugin that allows you to view the entire world through an online map, so you can admire your creations and the creations of others. ?

We also support role-playing on the JamixQuark server. You can create your own unique character and interact with other players in his role. You can team up with other players to build your own role-playing location from the resources you have mined. ⚒️

Our server also offers various events to add extra fun. You can come up with your own unique event and invite other players to it. Auctions, boat races, hockey, all this can be a great reason to get together and have fun! ?

Join us on the JamixQuark server and experience the exciting world of Minecraft survival with a dose of uniqueness and role-playing. Enjoy the variety of possibilities that our server provides and enjoy the game together with other players who share your passion for Minecraft.?

We are waiting for you on the JamixQuark server! ✨

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Factory Girl Minecraft Server

assembly line, Automation, career, Employee, empowerment, equality, FACTORY, female, Finnish girl, gender diversity, girl, Industrial, innovation, Job, Labor, Machinery, Manufacturing, Minecraft, production, Server, Technology, worker, Workplace

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we put Finnish girls inside factories! Why, you ask? Because they’re experts at crafting and can help you build the most epic structures in record time. Plus, they’re great at dodging creepers and zombies, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs ruining your day. Join now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3659	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pro Wrestling Minecraft SMP

created, Entertainment, guy, History, innovator, legend, Minecraft, pioneer, PRO, Pro Wrestling, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling creator, wrestling founder, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling industry founder, wrestling innovator, wrestling legend, wrestling originator, wrestling pioneer

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to witness the epic showdowns of pro wrestling matches that will leave you in stitches. Our founder is a master of the ring, creating storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate battleground for wrestlers?!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and other mobs that have been tamed and trained to perform tricks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do a backflip!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MommaBearGamer: NoRegretsTripAbroad

Argument, best friends, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, ex boyfriend, family, Intentions, judgment, MommaBearGamer, NoRegretsTripAbroad, parenting, Projection, relationships, Respect, Safety, Support, teenage boys, trip abroad, Trust, validation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where teenage boys are free to roam and cause chaos, just like in real life!

We promise a safe environment for your daughter to play with her male friends, just like the dad in this story did. Who needs overnight stays at creepy ex-boyfriend’s houses when you can join our server and have a great time with friends you’ve known since pre-k?

And if anyone dares to question your parenting decisions, don’t worry! We’ll have your back and provide you with the perfect comeback, just like this dad did. So come join us and let the teenage drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

Adventure, art, Cooking, dining out, Entertainment, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure time, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, sports, travel, weekend activities, WeekendWarrior

Are you tired of spending your weekends doing boring adult stuff like laundry and grocery shopping? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of llamas invades, demanding to be the rulers of the land. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. You can even start your own llama rental business or open a bakery selling creeper-shaped cookies.

So why waste your weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in our zany Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyTrendz

Analysis, APPEAL, Baffling, Behavior, BlockyTrendz, confusion, critique, cultural phenomenon, Curiosity, fad, generation, influence, Mainstream, perplexing, Popular, social media, society, tradition, trend, Understanding, viral

Are you tired of not understanding why people are obsessed with things like avocado toast or fidget spinners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only cultural phenomenon you need to worry about is our insane building competitions and epic treasure hunts. Who needs avocado toast when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons? So come on, join us and leave those confusing trends behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	7176
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sinwar’s Hostage Havoc

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, disarmament, gaza, Hamas, Havoc, Hostage, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security concerns, Sinwar, Sinwars, territorial disputes, War

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got israel offering to end the war if sinwar leaves and all the hostages are freed at once and gaza gets disarmed. like, can u even imagine the drama and action that’s gonna go down on this server? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and witness the madness unfold. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Mind Diet Server

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain health benefits, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, diet, elderly population, health, Healthy Eating, long-term study, Mind, MIND diet, Minecraft, neurology, nutrition, Prevention, research, risk reduction, Server, study

Join our epic Minecraft server, where following the MIND diet will make you a Minecraft mastermind! We got 14,145 players aged 64 or older who have been following the MIND diet and their cognitive skills are off the charts! Rumor has it, if you eat enough virtual berries and nuts in the game, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft wizard. Don’t miss out on the chance to sharpen your mind while building epic virtual worlds with fellow brainiacs. Join now and level up your cognitive skills while having a blast in the blocky universe!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Chronos Gaming

Adventure, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hideandseek, Hungergames, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Animals Bred:	37	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mines Excavated:	4020
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

IllicitPVP

competitive, Cross-Play, f2p, Fun, Gens, Hardcore, IllicitPVP, P2E, Server, Skyblock, update

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8445	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

be happy, Bright, cheerful, Feel-Good, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happy moments, happy thoughts, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, let’s smile together, Lets, Minecraft, positive vibes, positivity, Server, Smile, smile always, smile more, smiling faces, spread joy, Uplifting

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!

2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!

4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	6131	Villages Defended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Today Is Champions League Again Minecraft SMP

#exciting, Champions, champions league, Competition, elite clubs, european football, Fans, FINAL, football, knockout stage, League, MATCHDAY, Minecraft, Players, PRESTIGIOUS, QUARTERFINALS, Semifinals, smp, Soccer, sports, Today, top teams, Tournament, UEFA

Get ready to flex your Minecraft skills in the ultimate showdown on our server, where every day is like the Champions League of blocky battles! Join us for epic PvP battles, insane building competitions, and quests that will have you questioning reality.

Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AI vs. Me Minecraft Server

academic integrity, ai, AI detector, AP US History, arguments, Artificial Intelligence, calling out, class debate, classmate, douche, election of 1800, Ethics, federalists, Insight, Minecraft, online discussion board, practice debate, republicans, research, Server, Teacher

Are you tired of boring debates in history class? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle between Federalists and Republicans for the election of 1800!

Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.

Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrotherlyCraft

BrotherlyCraft, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, maternal bond, parenting roles, raising siblings, sibling bond, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling connection, sibling distance, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, sibling support, sibling understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama and emotional rollercoasters more than diamonds! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through sibling bonds stronger than obsidian and parental decisions more confusing than a creeper explosion.

Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?

Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?

Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3285
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5