Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

    Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Crops Grown: 1557 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

    Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP
    Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

    So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1185 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

    And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP

    My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Disco Code Minecraft Server

    Disco Code Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • S a l u t l e s a m i s M i n e c r a f t S M P

    S a l u t   l e s   a m i s   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it they can build a castle in under 10 minutes flat. Join now and witness their epic building skills firsthand!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community where we have weekly llama races and a giant chicken statue that lays golden eggs. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server

    ❤️ FREE donation / FREE ❤️ HypeGO ⭐️ Minecraft server
    We do not cheat on commands!Free donation /FREELowest prices https://shop.hypego.org/Big onlineHigh-quality build, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

    IP: hypego.orgPort: 19132

    Website: https://shop.hypego.org/

    VK group: https://vk.com/hypego_of

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server

    Touhai Ura Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the subs for episode 2 may have died fast, but they made it to nyaa so it wasn’t all in vain! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft.

    Our subs for episode 3 are available at a top-secret location (https://files.catbox.moe/0frok7.ass) and were stolen from Chinese subs because we like to live life on the edge. Special thanks to the one dude who actually watched episode 2 and called out the crap subs in the nyaa comment section – we fixed the mistakes and made it even more ridiculous (https://files.catbox.moe/fp7g85.ass).

    And let’s talk about the guys in this anime – 5 yakuman tenpai in one hanchan? Without cheating? What in the world is going on here? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself, because normal is boring and we like to keep things interesting. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through Minecraft together!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP

    Haha – Dokibird General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blonde Thieves turned Bounty Hunters, laughter, and a heart of gold – it’s the Blushing Bird Edition!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is full of insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained for hours on end. From epic heists to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next in this crazy world.

    But that’s not all! We have a dedicated Youtube channel, Twitch channel, VOD channel, Twitter, and even a shop for all your Dokibird merch needs. And let’s not forget about the OP Sauce – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    Plus, we have the Selen Tatsuki Archives, where every achievement and memory is still hers, no matter what. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – it’s a real brain teaser!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to be a Smart Goon and ignore all the drama and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Embrace IQ Minecraft Server

    Embrace IQ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Do you long for a place where you can truly embrace your low IQ without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical builds, ridiculous challenges, and brain cell-killing activities. Our community is full of players who have fully embraced their low IQ and are thriving in this chaotic environment.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have decided to give humans a taste of what it’s like to be on the other end of the intelligence spectrum. So if you’ve ever wanted to be outsmarted by a sea creature, this is the place for you!

    So come on down and join us for a truly mind-boggling experience. Who needs a high IQ when you can have this much fun being a complete derp?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Piggy Minecraft SMP Body

    Piggy Minecraft SMP Body
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I have the body of a pig! That’s right, I may look like a regular player, but underneath this armor is a snout and curly tail just waiting to be unleashed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the elusive Creeper Cow, a cow that explodes in a shower of fireworks when you milk it.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of Endermen on caffeine. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a zombie with a tickle in its brain!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper bluff like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “your cunt.” Rumor has it that they can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. If you can track them down and challenge them to a build-off, you might just learn a thing or two about Minecraft mastery.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: do you know who this is? No, seriously, do you? Because we have a mysterious player who goes by that name and they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’re willing to share with anyone who can solve their riddles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 117 Runes Activated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4107 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

    Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Loki-sama celebrating 30K subscribers by drinking beer and reading marshmallows? Look no further than our server! We’ve got original songs like “Playing Favourites” and “AposTASTY” that will make you question reality. Plus, we have covers of “Identity” that will blow your mind!

    Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.

    With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Farms Harvested: 466
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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