SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	5925	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9303
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Farms Harvested:	528
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	10

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro