SadSmilesHideHere | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	229
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	4700	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	3	New Chunks Explored:	412522

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	New Chunks Explored:	483956
Magic Items Found:	7859	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	7889	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Love Letters Sent:	11
Emeralds Found:	7449	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	275	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Items Found:	4440
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	2576	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

Players:	106/600	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Players Killed by Monsters:	2484	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8