SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

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  • ColonyMC Beta Factions With Real Progression

    ColonyMC Beta Factions With Real Progression

    ColonyMC is an open beta factions SMP that is trying to be a long term world. It feels like it cares about real progression and faction wars instead of quick resets.

    I noticed it avoids instant god kits and it is not pushing a crate spam economy. The server is building systems slowly and testing them while taking player feedback so joining early can matter.

    There are over 100 custom enchantments and they are meant to be balanced with a structured rarity system. It also has custom bosses with more planned and the PvP balance gets adjusted.

    The world is made for strategy with big terrain and natural choke points plus hidden areas worth fighting over. There is a live Dynmap for scouting and planning and territory control is a big deal.

    It supports Simple Voice Chat and Eaglercraft and it has ViaVersion. Version 1.21.10 is recommended.

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  • Europa Prisons Bedrock PVP Beta Reloaded

    Europa Prisons Bedrock PVP Beta Reloaded

    Europa Prisons is a Bedrock prison server that is back for a second beta round. It is built for competitive gameplay and it is trying to feel smooth even when a lot of people are on.

    The server uses custom stuff like JSON UI and scripting so it does not feel like a basic setup. During this beta your progress is being saved until the testing period ends.

    You can join from PC mobile or console. Console players can also join by adding the Gamertag EuropaOG.

    They also want help from people who know Bedrock development. They are looking for JSON UI editors scripting specialists and systems admins. Since it is beta they want players to report bugs in their Discord so they can polish things before full launch.

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  • Hire a Custom Plugin Dev

    Hire a Custom Plugin Dev

    This listing is basically a developer for hire who makes custom Minecraft plugins and datapacks plus Discord bots too. They have been doing it for a long time and they say if you can explain the idea they can build it.

    They can make stuff for survival and skyblock and lifesteal and prison and SMP and minigames. They also make those viral style challenges and events you see in short videos.

    They seem easy to work with and they keep talking with you during the whole process. They are cool with questions and revisions and want it to feel smooth.

    They also want friends to hang out with and talk about music and games. If you want to work with them or just chill you can message them for an invite.

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  • Semi Vanilla Survival With Smart QoL

    Semi Vanilla Survival With Smart QoL

    BackToBlocks is a simple semi vanilla server that sticks close to normal Minecraft but adds some quality of life stuff. It works on Java and Bedrock so more friends can join.

    The spawn area is used for hanging out and hosting events. People also work on big shared projects like the nether hub and decorating the end island.

    There is /itemflip if you want to gamble your items. You can also toggle phantoms and use set homes and tpa. There is a shopping district too.

    It is not really a PvP server but PvP and raiding are allowed with limits. Griefing is not allowed. The vibe is just playing Minecraft like it is meant to be with no pay to win stuff.

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  • Crown SMP Quest Survival With Optional PvP

    Crown SMP Quest Survival With Optional PvP

    Crown SMP is a survival server with player choice PvP so you can toggle combat in the main survival world. If you want forced fighting there is a dedicated PvP world where it is always on and it feels like risk vs reward.

    Building is protected with land claims and it keeps your stuff safe if you claim it. Unclaimed land is fair game so it pushes you to be smart and plan where you live.

    The server has a huge quest system with over 10000 quests and it is built around gameplay progression. You can explore and grind and finish objectives at your own pace.

    There are jobs so you can earn money from things like mining farming and building. It also has leveling and prestiges for long term progression plus a balanced economy with chest shops player trading and carefully tuned server shops.

    Extra stuff includes a mob arena with scalable rewards custom enchants and redstone powered flight that uses fuel instead of commands. There are also custom worlds like the survival world a resource world with regular resets and a PvP arena world and they are also looking for staff and players.

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