Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the saddest Champions League final ever – full of drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, only to have it destroyed by a creeper explosion right before your eyes. But don’t worry, our grief counselors are always on standby to help you through this traumatic experience.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from accidentally falling into a pit of lava to getting pranked by our mischievous moderators, then this is the place for you. Who needs a boring old CL final when you can have the most unpredictable and chaotic Minecraft server around?

So come on, join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of resilience, because on this server, you never know what’s going to happen next!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Potions Brewed: 64 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ores Mined: 4121

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1171 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Emeralds Found: 229
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Runes Activated: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 322 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3973 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Star Shards Collected: 281
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2921 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 572339 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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