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BlockyBiden’s Aid UK Minecraft Server

aid, Alliance, Assistance, Biden-era, BlockyBidens, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, group, international relations, leadership, military aid, Minecraft, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so like, u know how the UK is all fancy and stuff with their tea and crumpets? well now they’re taking charge of this super cool group that helps out Ukraine with military aid and stuff. it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft, but with tanks and stuff instead of blocks. join our server and help us fight off the bad guys with your epic building skills. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the map. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and show off your PvP skills while saving the day with the UK and Ukraine. it’s gonna be a blast, mate!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Envoys Say Nyet

arms control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Envoys, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Kellogg, military strategy, non-proliferation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nyet, peace negotiations, russia, SECURITY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is regaining nuclear weapons but dont worry cuz trump’s envoy kellogg says its not gonna happen lmao. join us for the most explosive gameplay ever, literally. build ur own nuclear reactor and blow up ur enemies in style. trust us, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur world domination. so what r u waiting for? join now before ukraine goes full on nuclear mode!

CraftyQueers: High T Levels

CraftyQueers, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender identity research, gender studies, health implications, HIGH, higher testosterone levels, hormone imbalance, hormone levels, hormone levels in lesbians, lesbian community, Levels, LGBTQ, LGBTQ health, Masculine lesbians, Masculinity, research findings, sexual characteristics, sexual orientation, study, testosterone levels in lesbians

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so, like, if you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, then listen up, cuz it’s gonna blow your mind, dude! like, did you know that on this server, we got masculine lesbians runnin’ the show? yeah, you heard me right! they’re like, super strong and stuff, cuz they got higher testosterone levels, according to some study or whatever.

but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!

and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!

so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Volantia

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Economy Skills Danish English Rules Chat Building Cheat Behavior Server Vote Rewards Upgrades Features Multiplayer Community Plugins Version, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Volantia: The place where you can enjoy and build. Get rules, behave properly and don’t cheat – then you’re already well on your way.

We are primarily a Danish server but English is allowed in the chat.

English: Volantia is a Danish server but allows English in chat, too. It is a survival-based server with economy features, vote rewards, upgradable skills, and more. Other than behaving properly and not cheating, the server has very few rules. Volantia supports MC versions 1.21.4+. Come in and build away!

Volantia.minecraft.bar:25559

MineForever – SMP

advancement, Adventure, Claima, Competition, Currency, Economy, Empire, Factions, Land, Levels, MineForever, Player Auctions, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rayn Cash, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Teams, villagers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7385
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

MineForever SMP – Your new home in the world of minecraft! Develop your character! Get skills in various fields, such as fighting, archery, agriculture and fishing! The more you play, the stronger you become! Do quests and get Rayn Cash, a server currency that you can use at player auctions or at Villagers on SPWNO! Build your own empire! Create teams and compete with others to become the most powerful player on the server! Protect your areas! Buy Claima and decide who has access to your land – full control over your world! You will get on the server levels? It’s possible! Do quests, get currency and advance to unlock even more possibilities! We are waiting for you! Join today and become a citizen of MineForever SMP! IP: mc.mineforever.pl DC: [https://discord.gg/jPhhVqXFU7]

Don’t hesitate – the adventure is waiting!

mc.mineforever.pl

CatCraft

Adult-only, CatCraft, chat bot, Community, Community planned events, Creative, Event Server, Lgbt, long term, Map, Modpack, Monthly UHC, Pictures, quality of life, rules, slow expansion, smaller, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4895	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

CatCraft Server Overview

Season Started	Season 1: April 4, 2019
Current Season	Season 2: December 2021 – Present
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Server Location	Ashburn, VA

CatCraft FAQ

What are the server rules?

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Play fair in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, etc.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Keep the server neat and sign your stuff.
No killing withers in the over-world.

What are some important details about the server?

No Enderman Griefing
Custom recipes and features
AFK Detection
Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
Fast Leaf Decay
And more!

For more information and applications, visit our Discord server.

Frosty Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, answers, AYOO, beat yo ass, Behavior, bullying, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, fear, frosty, Haven, intimidation, lil bitch, peer pressure, RETALIATION, School, Situation, STUDENT, test, threat, violence, white boy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ores Mined:	7735	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9944
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!

Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!

Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!

Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!

InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

awkward tension, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional reactions, hostile behavior, Insecurities, InsecurityMine, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstandings, mutual acquaintances, nightclub encounters, passive aggressive, past relationships, personal boundaries, personal insults, self-confidence, Server, small talk, snide remarks, social dynamics, social events, social gatherings

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy real-life story! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like the unexpected encounters between our players.

Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.

But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter

abusive situation, adhd, Agreement, belongings, bills, books, bookshelf, cabinets, cleaning, CLOSET, CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter, Dumpster, Expenses, Furniture, Generosity, History, library, object impermanence, Rent, Respect, roommate

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your roommate’s respect for your belongings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time your roommate threw away your beloved book collection without asking!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world, just like how you envisioned turning your guest room into a closet/library. But beware, just like in real life, unexpected surprises may come your way – like finding your bookshelf outside by the dumpsters!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your belongings, just like how you’re standing up to your roommate by increasing their share of the bills. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let your roommate’s actions go unpunished? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

SwipeLeft4Love Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Boundaries, breadcrumbing, commitment issues, dark truths, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ghosting, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, modern dating, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-care, smp, Superficiality, SwipeLeft4Love, toxic relationships, trust issues, watch out

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	4784	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	3096	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.

But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.

Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!

GovtGateCraft

Accountability, changes without oversight, checks and balances, Corruption, current administration, disbelief, distrust, employee lockout, government integrity, government oversight, GovtGateCraft, lack of investigators, Manipulation, non-government access, skepticism, transparency, Truth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want?

BlockyCourt Minecraft Server

Accountability, BlockyCourt, Diplomacy, Executive Order, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, punitive measures, sanctions, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, War Crimes, White House

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!

F16Craft: Dutch Defense Hub

Air Force, arms deal, Aviation, defence minister, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Dutch, eastern europe, european union, F-16 jets, F16Craft, fighter jets, geopolitical strategy, Hub, international relations, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military technology, nato, Netherlands, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	497	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	563170
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lol imagine if ukraine got F-16 jets in minecraft server! join now for epic dogfights in the sky with ur friends. defence minister says it’s the best way to flex on ur enemies and show off ur pvp skills. ukraine gonna be the most powerful nation in the server, all thanks to those jets from netherlands. come join us and rule the skies!

Crafty Health Coach Land

America, Coach, cost of healthcare, Crafty, health, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare expenses, healthcare priorities, healthcare spending, healthcare system, human life, human value, income inequality, lack of care, Land, salary of a sports coach, societal priorities, societal values, sports coach salary, Sports Culture, sports industry, sports salaries

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Villages Defended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc

Access, declining healthcare access, financial impact, government report, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, Investment, Nursing homes, patient deaths, patient safety, PixelPotion, private equity, private equity firms, quality of care, regulations, US health department

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”

apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!

who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ores Mined:	5474
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6