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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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