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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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