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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Runes Activated: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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