Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Crops Grown: 4088 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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