lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Crops Grown: 4418 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 1348
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Ores Mined: 4085 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 254

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2185
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Alien Abductions: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RelativesRageCraft

    RelativesRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

    BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306
    so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

    Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

    Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6519 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ๐Ÿ’€ Deadtime โ˜ ๏ธ – ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ WIPE TODAY ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Anarchy ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Minecraft server

    ๐Ÿ’€ Deadtime โ˜ ๏ธ – ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ WIPE TODAY ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Anarchy ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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