/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

LITERALLY, Minecraft, smp, SUICIDE, watch

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	8317	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Enchantments Applied:	246

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	465174

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	1929
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	5110	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crops Grown:	4582	Treasure Maps Found:	12

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	439	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	93445
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Emeralds Found:	2776
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9479	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1147
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Zombie Dances:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ores Mined:	3008	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Dragon Eggs Found:	5423	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Items Found:	6665	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	156	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.