/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader

    Nick’s Minecraft Server: The True Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the leaders are just meh? Well, look no further because Nick is here to shake things up and become the true Leader of our movement! Join our server and witness Nick’s epic rise to power as he conquers the virtual world with his unmatched skills and charisma. Who needs diamonds when you have Nick leading the way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of history in the making – join now and witness the legend of Nick unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • > moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

    > moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

    Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

    So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

    I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)
    Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

    From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Fired Boss Minecraft Server

    Fired Boss Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258
    Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

    In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Animals Bred: 42 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

    ””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

    Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Cock Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as you are? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more all day long. We’ve got players who are willing to do anything to win, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Join us and you’ll never be bored again – there’s always something scandalous happening on our server. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Crops Grown: 5498

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • What is the IP for Evbo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Evbo Minecraft Server?

    Evbo is a skilled and innovative artist hailing from Nigeria. With a passion for creating unique and captivating artworks, Evbo combines traditional and contemporary techniques to bring his creations to life. His work often explores themes of identity, culture, and social issues, resulting in thought-provoking pieces that resonate with audiences worldwide. Evbo’s artistic talent and dedication to his craft have garnered him recognition and praise in the art community.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ChatCraft Minecraft Server

    ChatCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life disasters like floods in Spain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flooding you’ll see is from griefers crying over their destroyed bases! We promise no natural disasters, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, our community is so lit that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide. So why wait? Join now and escape the clucking chaos of the real world for a virtual paradise of blocky bliss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Should I Sell My ETH? Minecraft SMP – Serious Question

    Should I Sell My ETH? Minecraft SMP – Serious Question
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens!

    So why sell your ETH when you can join our crazy SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s adventures in Outer Wilds? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your crazy gaming needs! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few Ara Ara moments along the way.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our schedule is so jam-packed with exciting streams that you’ll never run out of things to do.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special Ara Ara button that will make all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore any grasshoppers that try to ruin your fun. They’re the real villains in this crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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