S-NO to Vanilla, but YES to S0 SMP! Version 1.20.6 ready to rock your world!

1.20.6, action, Adventure, balance, classic, Community, Discord, home, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Peace, Play, Plugins, Ready, Relax, Rock, Role Model, Rtp, Server, smp, sno, tp, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

⚔️ S0 SMP ⚔️

Tired of your basic Minecraft server, flooded with plugins to the moon? Want to relax and play some classic Minecraft? This server is just for you.

S0 SMP is not only a server with a great community, but also one with just enough balance for action and peace, a role model for what real Minecraft servers should be! Our plugins have tried to maintain this classic feel, including our TP, /home, and RTP plugins! Interested in joining our adventure? JOIN S0 SMP!!!

Discord: https://discord.gg/K8BCK4UfRZ Java 1.20.6 IP: 173.240.148.245

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is not modded. It aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build wherever you like.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Be respectful of other players.
Are there any mini-games on the server?	Currently, the server focuses on survival gameplay. Mini-games may be added in the future.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Votes:	7357
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6764
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4417	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	7451	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	450303
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!