RvBwar | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5790
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Farms Harvested:	315
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Votes:	3775	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1563	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	8202
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ores Mined:	9090
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ores Mined:	4797
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9909
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools

Automotive Industry, CraftyNorway96, Drools, electric cars, electric vehicle sales, electric vehicle trends, electric vehicles, ev, EV adoption, EV market share, January, market share, norway, Norway automotive market., Norway market, rules, sustainable mobility, sustainable transportation, tesla, Tesla sales, Toyota, Toyota electric vehicles

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.

Players:	96/900	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3