Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

appointed, Appointment, career, Coach, debut, Dutch, football, former player, Heacoach, leadership, Leicester, Manager, manchester united, Minecraft, Nistelrooy, premier league, press conference, real madrid, RUUD, Ruud van Nistelrooy, smp, squad, strategy, Tactics, tactics analysis, Training, van

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Celestial Craft

Adventure, Creative, crossplay, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Celestial Craft is a celestial-themed Minecraft 1.21+ Java server with Survival and Creative servers. Current features include NPCs, PvP, PvE, voting rewards, and custom items, with lots more to come. Join today and come be part of the fun! Be sure to check out Celestial Craft’s Discord for updates, rules, polls, support, and more!

IP: play.celestialcraft.org Website: https://celestialcraft.org/ Discord: https://discord.gg/celestialcraft

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Moxiecraft

Adult, avoid grief, barter shops, BUILD, Casual, Community, craftbook convenience, Discord, Dungeons, Events, group, like-minded players, lock chests, Map, Minigames, MoxieCraft, Plugins, smp, Survival, TOWN, Wiki

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Moxiecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Website	moxiecraft.org
Focus	Vanilla minecraft experience with added quality of life features
Features	– Hosts events such as minigames and dungeons– Plugins for enhanced gameplay including chest locking, grief protection, barter shops, and craftbook convenience
Target Audience	Adult casual players who enjoy building towns in survival mode with a cooperative community
Community	Wiki, map, and discord server available for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Moxiecraft server?

A: Visit moxiecraft.org to find instructions on joining the server.

Q: Is the Moxiecraft server constantly updated with new Minecraft releases?

A: The server aims to keep up with Mojang releases within reason to provide the best gameplay experience for players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on Moxiecraft?

A: Events include minigames, dungeons, and various in-game activities to engage the community.

Q: Can I build towns with other players on the server?

A: Yes, Moxiecraft encourages cooperative gameplay and building towns with like-minded players.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: The server administrators have established rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s website or discord for more information.

Eternal Horizon 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing season, disheartening, Disliked, Disliked season, displeasing, ETERNAL, frustrating, Frustrating season, HORIZON, lackluster, Lackluster season, letdown, not good, Season sucks, SUCKS, this season, tv show, unimpressive, Unimpressive season, uninteresting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, if you’re tired of this season sucking, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that sucks is the vacuum cleaner in your mom’s basement!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!

TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

aita, Architecture, baggage, controversial, disgraceful, Disgusting, Falling Man, family, Father, father daughter, Grief, inappropriate, memorial, Minecraft, mom, overreacted, poor taste, Sept. 11, Server, tattoo, TattooDadsDisgrace, Twin Towers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7353
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

ParentalGriefCraft

AITAH, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, guest etiquette, handwritten note, having a friend over, house rules, local vet, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, parental approval, ParentalGriefCraft, parents’ house, ring doorbell, silent treatment, vet school, weekend visit

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	154
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchantments Applied:	115	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!

LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreements

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

CraftySAFundingCut

budget allocation, CraftySAFundingCut, Cut off, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic impact, financial support, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Future, global affairs, government decision, international aid, international relations, political decision making, Politics, sanctions, south africa, US

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying “US to cut off all future funding to South Africa.” Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak in perfect Shakespearean English.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. These chickens are so skilled in combat that they once took down a whole army of creepers with nothing but their beaks and feathers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us! Who needs funding from the US when you can hang out with llamas and ninja chickens all day? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Naruto ul

Battles, Clans, combat techniques, Dungeons, era, Events, Forge, Jutsus, legend, Minecraft, Naruto, Naruto Unleashed Legends, Naruto world, ninja, PvE, PvP, raffles, Raiding, Roleplay, Secrets, Support, Territories, Updates, Villages

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Naruto Unleashed Legends Forge your own path in the Ninja world and become a legend! Join the new era of the world of Naruto in Minecraft! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Why join our server? – Detailed map inspired by Naruto’s world. – Jutsus system, unique combat techniques and styles. – Become part of a clan with unique skills and jutsus that define your combat style. – Battles between villages to conquer and defend territories. – Frequent updates and active support. – Explore dungeons and hidden secrets in the Ninja world. – Employed events and raffles.

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CaveMC

Biomes, blocks, Brutal, CaveMC, Cheats, Clans, Competition, Competitions, Dimensions, Dungeons, Events, exploits, Hacks, media coverage, Resources, scarcity, semi anarchy, Survival, Underground, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only World

CaveMC is an enhanced vanilla, semi-anarchy survival server where the entire world is underground. With custom terrain, no surface, and access to all dimensions, survival is brutal, and only the toughest will thrive. Resources are scarce, and every decision matters—only the most resourceful players will endure.

What Makes CaveMC Unique?
A True Cave World – No surface, only the depths below.

Custom Vanilla Dungeons – Unique, hand-crafted dungeons filled with rewards and danger.
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay – Classic survival with a fresh, unforgiving twist.
Every single biome from Vanilla Minecraft exists underground, and all blocks are obtainable – The possibilities are endless!
Clans & Competitions – Team up with other players, form clans, and compete in server-wide events for dominance!
Media Coverage – In-game server developments will be recorded and posted to the official Cave MC media accounts.

Only Rule: No Cheats

Play fair—hacks, exploits, or cheats are not allowed. Keep the competition real.

🔗 Join Discord Here!

Server IP: cavemc.net

Blue Ray Queen’s Hive 1.21.2

1.21.2, Blu-ray, Blu-Ray release, Blue, Cinema, classic, collector’s item, Entertainment, film, film buff, High Definition, hive, limited edition, Movie, movie collection, movie night, must have, Queen Bee, QUEENS, rare, RAY, release date, remastered, Special Edition, vintage

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	241
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered when Queen Bee is gonna drop on Blu-Ray? Well, forget about that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks, villagers that trade diamonds for dirt, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally)!

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with players battling it out for the chance to be crowned the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So ditch the Blu-Ray and come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC Server

401ks, Adult, advice, aita, Communication, Confrontation, control, crash, creating boundaries, family, family dynamics, grandkids, grown adult, high pitch, independent, ParentalBoundariesMC, parents, relationships, screaming, Server, sibling’s SO, stock market

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	New Chunks Explored:	931225
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of controlling parents and sibling’s nosy significant others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no family drama allowed.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.

Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!

Momma’s Dress Shop: No Ex-Wife Approval Needed

Approval, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Daughters, dress, dress code, ex wife, exwife, family dynamics, Fatherhood, formal dresses, Guilt, judgment, liberal, modesty, mommas, mother-in-law, Needed, parenting, Parenting styles, Religious, Shop, southern upbringing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics that make the Real Housewives look tame.

Our server is like no other, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Just like this dad who dared to let his mom take his daughters shopping for winter formal dresses. Little did he know, his ex-wife and mother-in-law would turn into fashion police, accusing him of raising streetwalkers and sending them straight to hell with their dress choices.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the judgmental eyes of conservative in-laws and exes and build your own virtual world where you make the rules. Join now and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you thrive on that kind of chaos!

MapleCraft: Blockin’ Red State Goods

Blockin, Boycott, consumer power, economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, export industries, global commerce, global solidarity, Goods, international relations, international trade, MapleCraft, political activism, Political protest, red, red state economy, red state exports, solidarity with Canada, State, support Canada, trade boycott, trade partnerships, trade relations, trade restrictions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden portal to the magical land of Nyan Cat.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out – join now and let the madness begin!