| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1533 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 519 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3469 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 198 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9361 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3090 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 213 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 774 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3262 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8147 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3508 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4571 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1875 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1070 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7385 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2893 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8577 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 596 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4250 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9300 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3625 | Potions Brewed: | 136 |
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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9276 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 248770 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8603 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8586 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
