| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6206 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 242 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9755 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2195 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2351 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4313 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 515513 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9668 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 998 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3680 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 327 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8959 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7941 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2548 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1301 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Votes: | 7858 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7359 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 123 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9125 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7688 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4730 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5151 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8132 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
