| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5163 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1693 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8053 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2231 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode. They’ve heard the legends of players who can tame them and ride them into battle like a fiery green steed. Will you be one of those legendary players? Join us and find out!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you’ll never know what fantastical beast you’ll encounter next.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1977 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5145 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4851 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7389 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
imagine dis, u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, like, what even is dat? and den u find out dat da whole server is actually on da back of a dragon, like, how cool is dat?
But wait, dere’s more! u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da evil llamas dat guard dem, dey spit at u like crazy.
And get dis, u can ride on a flying unicorn to explore da server, like, how insane is dat? and if u get bored, u can always challenge da ender dragon to a dance-off, cuz why not?
So, like, join dis server now and experience da wildest, most epic adventure of ur life. Trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6299 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 339 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate weeb paradise, where you can build your own pixelated Mt. Fuji and ride on pixelated bullet trains.
Don’t be a baka, come join us and embrace your inner otaku while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies.
Who needs to be Japanese when you can be a Minecraft master on this server? Plus, we have virtual ramen shops and kawaii skins for days.
Say goodbye to reality and konnichiwa to a whole new world of blocky fun!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9248 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 65 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Don’t worry about leaving your mom behind on her couple trips, here you can create your own adventures and never have to deal with guilt trips again. Plus, who needs real-life vacations when you can travel to far-off lands in Minecraft and slay dragons with your buddies?
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that don’t involve awkward family conversations or guilt trips. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because here, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5206 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5860 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.
And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3973 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Animals Bred: | 96 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8590 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7908 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1505 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 110998 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4135 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6029 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Welcome to NorthSMP |
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| Reason to join our SMP Small Supportive Community Pvp And Raiding Allowed |
| We always Take feedback AND suggestions Invite your friends so this server grows |
| World Border is 75000×75000 and will be increased later down the line if we get more players TpRandom To up to 2000 blocks Owners And general managers will be playing we be just another player if any bugs happen or something you need IF you like we can set up a name for your team if you like and it displays on your name tag |
| Server IP: NorthSMP.funserver.top |
| Port: 25598 (25598 for bedrock) |
| Discord: https://discord.gg/KgegaDED5H |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server even if I am new to Minecraft? | Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of experience level. |
| Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? | Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server. |
| Is PvP and raiding allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP and raiding are allowed, but please be respectful of other players. |
| How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server? | You can share your feedback and suggestions in the Discord server linked above. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to help the server grow. |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2809 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 61 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4686 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where your virtual girlfriend breaks up with you for not being able to drive her home because you were too busy drinking with your friends.
So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculousness. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos you could ever want in our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8010 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 32 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Are you tired of your roommate taking over the kitchen with their fancy recipes and stinky experiments? Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook up whatever your heart desires without any interference. No more waiting two hours to use the stove, just pure creative freedom!
Our fridge space is unlimited, so you can stock it up with all the milk and eggs you want without worrying about someone else’s leftovers taking over. And forget about cleaning up after someone else’s mess, on our server, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the blocks you break while mining for resources.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing cooking is your next big build. Say goodbye to passive-aggressive roommates and hello to a community of players who understand the true meaning of sharing a space. Join now and start crafting your way to a stress-free gaming experience!
