lol imagine being so bad at pvp that u get rekt by a bunch of noobs in a blocky world. well, that’s what happens on this server cuz we got the most epic battles u ever seen. u think u got skills? come prove it against our squad of pro gamers who will destroy u with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dragon that u can fight. join now and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world. also, we confirm the identities of nearly 60,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine cuz why not lol.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mines Excavated: 1026
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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