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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6845 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!