So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”

We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”

And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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