RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	454
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Emeralds Found:	3942	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	120

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Votes:	3841	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crops Grown:	4496	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	5704

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	311
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	7268	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	918
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	12511	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.