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BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Villages Defended:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	288	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	934	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Votes:	7274
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Runes Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	405513
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3