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BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5259	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	388753	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Emeralds Found:	2408
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crops Grown:	4858	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	824	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Towns Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ores Mined:	1305	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7415	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Void Armor Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6377	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9203	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5