RuskiBustersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Potions Brewed:	132
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Farms Harvested:	477	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Potions Brewed:	200	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1315
Star Shards Collected:	93	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Emeralds Found:	805	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5548	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	748

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4133	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	550	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5149	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Emeralds Found:	5350
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8876

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	435161
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ores Mined:	9386
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	198
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4